Bitches I Hope You Know

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Charlie Scene and Funny Man are shown rapping in Funny's locker room.

FM: Yo I’m up in the club and the parties jumping
Bitches passin' by and they're eyeball fuckin'
I'm drinking Cristal, now they're trying to kiss me
Saying Funny Man Can you sign my titties?
Now I got four bitches in the back of my rover
The fantastic four saying Funny can I blow ya
Three were preppy and one was scene
So three for me and one for Charlie

CS: This girl's seventeen, now I’m a pedophile
Now she's showing me her tits, I think this girls gone wild
I whipped out my dick and her jaw hit the floor
Actin like she never seen a magnum before
Turn off the lights and now I’m gonna film it
Turn on the night vision like she’s Paris Hilton
Funny Man walked in and said Chupar Mi Pito
And she munched on his dick like a moncho burrito

FM: Fuck Yeah!

FM & CS: Bitches I hope you know
I won’t stop 'til I hit that hoe
Baby come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here lets bone
Bitches I hope you know
I won’t stop 'til I hit that hoe
Shorty come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here lets bone

FM: WAIT! CHARLIE!

CS: What?

FM: The camera is here!

CS: Oh shit! Where you come from you freak?

Camera Man: Um i was sent here by the PWF General Manager Donald O'-

CS: We don't give a fuck what his name is, why he send you holmes?

FM: Yeah holmes why?

Camera Man: To um just get you guys on camera and let the fans see you guys i guess..

FM: *whispers in Charlie's ear*

CS: Dude he's a camera man -

FM: *whispers in his ear again*

CS: Alright.

Charlie kicks the camera man where the sun don't shine then looks at Funny Man.

FM: Thanks Charlie. Heh heh..

Funny pulls his pants down and pisses on the camera man while Charlie laughs.

CS: LOL!

Funny Man backs away and pulls his pants back up while the camera man looks traumatized.

FM: Mission Accomplished. Now what should we do?

CS: Well the camera is still here, let's use it.

Charlie picks up the camera and points it at Funny Man.

CS: That is Funny Man and..

Points camera at himself.

CS: I'm Charlie.

Points camera back at FM.

FM: Hi camera!

CS: What do you have to say to the camera Funny?

FM: Well first of all i would like to say hi to my Mom and Dad of course. Second of all, as everyone watching this video knows i am Funny Man. The name says it all. I do crazy shit and get in trouble, which makes it funny because i don't think before i do it. Uh, I've been arrested about 10 times in the last 2 months for "disturbing the public" while being drunk or nude or even both. Yeah that sums everything up i think. How about you Charlie?

Funny grabs the camera and points it at CS.

CS: I'm Charlie Scene bitches! i'm not fat, i fuck hoes, i fuck any girl really around if im horny. I drink alot which might explain my actions of fucking any girl around. It's like a cycle bro. Wake up, Drink, Fuck, Sleep then repeat. Pretty much it right there. Oh and fuck Bin Laden!

FM: Yes yes.

FM points the camera at both of them.

FM: We should also tell you that we are the commentators for Friday Night Blackout not that shitty Monday Electric.

CS: lol dude they have to work on a Monday.

FM: i know right. We lucky we got Friday only cuz house shows don't need commentators. We also do Pay Per Views if we aren't out drunk.

Funny Man smiles.

CS: Which is very rare Funny.

FM: Yes yes which is why you'll see us alot during the week and not the weekend cuz we have lives.

CS: Yeah, we have lives unlike those hillbilly hicks that live in Tennesee or one of those hillbilly countries who spend all day stroking cow cocks to put cum into a bucket.

FM: Indeed. They can't get people to fuck so they fuck the animals instead.

CS: Like TLA.

FM: No TLA is Mexican.

CS: Well then like Taylor.

FM: Perfect example Charlie. Anyway, PWF is about to be skull fucked cuz we gonna be on commentary every week talking about the bitches in the ring at that time except if it's divas then we will not be talking we shall be fucking them for all the kids to see.

CS: Aww yeah. By the way, how was that one girl's mom?

FM: Oh it was amazing that pussy was bomb bro.

CS: I see. Damn i need pussy right now.

Hot blonde walks in the room.

CS: Oh snap brother! right on fuckin que!

FM: I knew you'd say that so i told her to come.

CS: Aww yeah dude thanks.

FM: No problem man enjoy dat.

CS: Oh i will for sho!

Hot blonde and Charlie exit the room together and you can hear a door open and shut.

FM: He owe me now.

Funny starts to walk out of the room with the camera in his hand. You can hear moaning and groaning as Funny stops in front a door.

FM: Haha i should get this on tape.

He opens the door and Charlie is having sex with the blonde girl. Charlie looks at Funny for a second but goes back to the girl.

FM: Aww yeah Charlie you gettin dat pussy ain't you?

CS: Hell yeah man!

FM: lol i shall leave now.

Funny shuts the camera off.